Oh my god, I barely know myself. I think I am becoming a DOG PERSON. I have left the appropriate messages on my therapist's voice mail.
I find myself going home at lunch time or working at home instead of going into the office so Nemo won't be alone. I get excited when he poops or pees outside. I speak to him in a strange high-pitched voice. Today, I left the TV on (Animal Planet) so that he would feel less lonely.
My cats look at me like I am a freak. Maybe they're right.
1.19.2007
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I report from the very highest authority when I tell you that the strange, high-pitched voice used by humans when speaking to adored animal companions is called
MOTHERESE.
Kate, of Le Monde de Kate du Fromage, told me this. Therefore, it is true.
Geez, I used motherese with my baby...and now the DOG? I MUST be weird.
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