have a schizy mentalkkahmas!
12.04.2005
a holiday i don't have to prepare for
karla gave me an idea about getting in the holiday spirit. i think i will dress up as santa satan and go around the neighborhood asking for candy. when my neighbors ask me what i have been smoking, i will get all offended that they do not acknowlege my holiday, mentalkkahmas. then i will not send them a mentalkkahmas card. who says i have to follow anyone's tradition anyway?
have a schizy mentalkkahmas!
have a schizy mentalkkahmas!
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It's marked on my calendar and I find it offensive if you disrespect mentalkkahmas in any way. In fact, if I am forced to witness such signs in your yard, it will infringe upon my rights as a free human being under some amendment.
You have all completely lost it.
Yes, but at least we can admit it. ;)
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