what's your hooker name?

this is pretty funny:

to determine your hooker name, take the name of the first pet you owned (or if you can't remember the first one, pick a favorite pet from the past). this will be your first name.

for your last name, take the name of the first street you lived on (or if you can't remember the first, use the earliest one you can think of).

my hooker name is: tippy thomas. va va va vooom!