If My Dogs Were People...

...Nemo would have a name like George and would not have any cool nicknames. George is a delicate person. Don't accidentally bump him or step on his foot - he will yell, "Ow!" and then won't accept your apology. George is a bit clingy, so he has never been able to sustain a relationship with a female, except his mother. He wants constant attention and is a bit of a pest. Fortunately for him, he is attractive in a puppy-cute way, so lots of girls like to fawn on him. His relationships with them stay superficial though. He is very selfish and has little empathy for others. He is tall and thin, which causes other people to want to buy him meals.

...Izzy would still be Izzy. He's the life of the party and makes others laugh with his funny faces and awkward gait. He's very laid back and never loses his temper. Izzy tends to be a bit rebellious and has problems taking direction from authority figures. He's either 100% on or 100% off. When he's on, he's very hyperactive and can get himself into trouble with his mother. When he's off, there's no rousing him until he's ready. Izzy doesn't seem interested in the ladies, but claims that he's not gay.