- i get teary-eyed at the opening riff to the star wars movies - the one right after "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." every time
- i usually don't eat lunch
- my favorite band has been rush since i was 15 years old - i have seen them in concert 10 or 11 times
- i think andrea yates should be acquitted by reason of insanity - and you're not going to change my mind, so shut up
- when punkin was a baby, i was so depressed that all i could do was sit on the couch and stare at the tv, which was stuck on lifetime - to this day, if i hear the theme to a baby story, i bust out crying
that's enough for today. i know everyone has their quirks and tics. that's what makes us interesting, right? okay, i am going to go make my wheatgrass breakfast drink that's supposed to make up for my disdain of all things vegetable. the sad thing is that the drink tastes much worse than any carrot, broccoli or cauliflower could ever strive to taste. where's the logic in that?
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sounds yummy
EWWW......
That was kinda mean, Eric.
I usually don't eat breakfast and would sucker punch you in the arm if I saw you crying at Star Wars.
Nell, you just have to know Eric - he's just a really mean guy. I should ban him from commenting here...
You - who HATED "The Notebook" - would NOT sucker punch me for crying over anything. Just because your heart is made of stone doesn't mean everyone else's has to be!! Now go watch some documentary about killer spotted leeches or something... ;)
EXCUSE me, I DO NOT watch documentaries about bugs. I watch documentaries about serial killers and people who abuse others. Sheesh.
Love,
Your friend, the Notebook hater.
FURTHERMORE -
I am not without feeling, I have been known to audibly whisper "aww.." when watching "Babies: Special Delivery".
Oops, excuuuuuuuse me. It's not killer bugs, it's just KILLERS. My bad.
I hope you don't injure your vocal cords whispering "awww" at a baby or a scene of domestic violence on TV.
[It's differences like this that make me adore Nell. They also give me reason to tease the shit out of her.]
I thought the same. It's so easy to misinterpret "tone" on the internet, and accidentally offend. We aren't like that with each other, and I WISH we lived in the same town. We would be the best of friends, I think.
I heard that Star Wars makes you frigid, is that true? Do tell.
No, it actually makes you join swinger's clubs and take baths with your significant other.
I sure hope you don't have any butcher knives in your house. I can just picture you having a really bad day and remembering one of those documentaries where the killer got away with it...
But I hate Star Wars and yet I take baths with my dignificant other and also we've...uh..nevermind.
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