omg!

i'm sitting here doing my billing for september, listening to the new yah00! voice radio station that i created. it's pretty cool - you go through a list of artists and pick who you like, then as the "station" plays the songs, you rate them so it gets customized to your taste.

anypoodle, they have to throw in some commercials after every second song or so. i would normally not mind this too much, but they keep playing the same commercial over and over! it's for the nbc lineup tonight - 2 or 3 shows that the announcer tells me about in a really upbeat manner. but then, he gets all serious. he describes "the most emotional law & order of the season" as ominous music drones in the background. then you hear a female voice say, "oh my God!" i reeeaaaalllyyy hate that. every show that tries to be serious has to put a commercial out there with someone saying, "oh my God!" at the end. i guess they want me to tune in and find out why, which i won't because i don't watch much tv at all. so, that leaves me to ponder the reason for the omg.

"omg! i thought i had to fart but it was really diarrhea!"
"omg! that dude in the lexus totally saw me picking my nose!"
"omg! did you see that squirrel driving that backhoe?"
"omg! i think i just voided."
"omg! i got the job giving elephants enemas at the zoo!"

do you have any other ideas?