why?

why is it that the phone seems to ring only when...
...you are napping?
...you are in the bathroom?
...you are doing yoga?
...you are changing your clothes?
...you are in the shower/bath?

and the ultimate question of the century: how on earth do people ride their brakes and still move? if i had to name one pet peeve, that would be it. i just don't understand how it's done. if you are accelerating with your right foot, then you must be braking with your left foot. why? hmmm? somebody tell me why for the love of God!

i need a vacation.