Today I took Punkin and her BFF to the natatorium in the Angleton Recreation Center. For you philistines like me, natatorium, according to dictionary.com, is a fancy-schmancy word for "indoor swimming pool." All I know is that it offers a plethora of indoor water activities for about $2.50 per person.They have the traditional "adult swim" for 10 minutes every hour. I noticed that I was the only adult in the pool during that time. Thus, I was the only person in the water. Sweet! I got the big waterslide all to myself, and took much delight in passing the kiddos on the staircase and saying "nah nah nah nah nah." Yes, I am that mature.
When the second round of "adult swim" came about, I got the girls out of the pool and into the showers so that we could go home. As I waited in the locker room, a flood of women and girls suddenly poured in. I asked one of them what was going on. Apparently they found a floater in the hot tub, and it wasn't a Baby Ruth bar! They ended up closing the pool for 2 hours so they could clean out the spa and sanitize it. I thank God, the Universe and all that is holy that we hadn't been in that particular area.
The fun never ends...
6 comments:
Shades of Caddyshack.
Yes and I was thinking about going there until I read to the end!
It's about time they found my "present" and cleaned it up. I swear it's been at least a week...
Very funny.
I thought of Caddyshack, too - funny, funny!
Ewwwww! (And I also thought of Caddyshack, heh.)
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