My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.
I love it when a plan comes together.
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3 comments:
I don't mind anyone mowing the grass, actually. As long as it isn't me.
GAS, not grass. Read my posts when you are not drunk, Mark! ;)
LOL...love your solution girl!!! Would work for me right now because my tranny is going in my car...:)
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