six things i've done and one thing i'd never do
- had sex in the back yard: when we were trying to have a baby, the captain and i got a little creative with the procedure
- thrown a wine glass at the captain: i have never done this and hope i never do!
- stripped naked with 5 other people and ran around outside at a major intersection in a small town: in junior college, a bunch of us got drunk and streaked for about 10 minutes
- entered a stranger's house illegally and taken their golf cart for a spin: a friend of a friend was house-sitting, so we knew where the key was hidden
- sold drugs to my boss: i had some leftover prescription meds and my boss offered to pay for a few, so i let her
- had a bad acid trip: again, in junior college - i was by myself, huddled on the couch, watching miami vice and thinking that crockett and tubbs were going to come accost me
- gone to church intoxicated: my friend and i decided to go to church at the last minute, even though we had been drinking for a couple of hours. many trips to the bathroom ensued.
which one haven't i done? (i'll expect a call from mil any minute now...)
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